we have officially lost it.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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