That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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