2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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