Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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