White coat. Heels.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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