So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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