he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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