just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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