Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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