Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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