that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
