We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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