i just google imaged poop.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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