Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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