I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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