just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
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All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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