Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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