When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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