What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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