i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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