So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
