9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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