maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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