So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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