your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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