Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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