Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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