woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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