Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
