Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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