so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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