yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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