Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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