She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize