Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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