So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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