Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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