he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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