Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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