I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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