Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Still dying that you shit outside
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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