youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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