omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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