...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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