soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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