it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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