My nipple is on Facebook.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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