So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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