PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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