in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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