WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
My ATM looks so different sober.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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