Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Randomize
