But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i wish my penis had a tongue
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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