For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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