I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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