I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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