maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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