I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
one might say we're banned from that church
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
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