Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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