On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Randomize
