sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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