Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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